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sirmitchell:

wearethe1percent:

I’m Randall Stephenson.  CEO of AT&T
Last year I took home 27.3 million dollars.  I proposed a merger with T-Mobile to guarantee even less Americans have competitive, functional, cell phone service.  My company gave $3.47 million dollars to people in Washington last year.  Have fun with that ‘Voting’ thing.
We are the 1%.We Occupy your Government.

Satirical AND infuriating. A must follow. 

But that is the USA. The USA is capitalist. Not communist or socialist or anything like that (and hush with the Obama jokes).
Good for this fucking guy.
Sure he might be an asshole and yes he should be donating money to charities or stuffs like that since he has so much of the aforementioned moolah, but shit, this dude has done well for himself.
I see on one hand he should be more generous and looking out for the average American, but on the other hand, if someone were to give you this position, tell me you would say “No, let’s make our company less powerful and give everyone cheap cell service so I can go make 100k a year instead of 27.3 million.”
FUCK YOU NIGGA GIVE ME TWENTY SEVEN MILLION THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS.
And I’ll donate some. But he wins.

sirmitchell:

wearethe1percent:

I’m Randall Stephenson.  CEO of AT&T

Last year I took home 27.3 million dollars.  I proposed a merger with T-Mobile to guarantee even less Americans have competitive, functional, cell phone service.  My company gave $3.47 million dollars to people in Washington last year.  Have fun with that ‘Voting’ thing.

We are the 1%.
We Occupy your Government.

Satirical AND infuriating. A must follow. 

But that is the USA. The USA is capitalist. Not communist or socialist or anything like that (and hush with the Obama jokes).

Good for this fucking guy.

Sure he might be an asshole and yes he should be donating money to charities or stuffs like that since he has so much of the aforementioned moolah, but shit, this dude has done well for himself.

I see on one hand he should be more generous and looking out for the average American, but on the other hand, if someone were to give you this position, tell me you would say “No, let’s make our company less powerful and give everyone cheap cell service so I can go make 100k a year instead of 27.3 million.”

FUCK YOU NIGGA GIVE ME TWENTY SEVEN MILLION THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS.

And I’ll donate some. But he wins.

(via lonelycoast)

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